You've Been Coopered.

This is Cooper. He is a sweet-natured, cuddly bundle of cuteness.

When he's asleep.

When he's awake, he's a sweet-natured, cuddly bundle of curiosity with a propensity for finding trouble.

In other words, he's a puppy.

Luckily, none of the trouble has been unrepairable to date (currently knocking on wood). And yes, that's a toilet paper roll snowman. I got it at a craft fair a few years ago. The creator would dip them in peppermint-scented wax and then decorate them. It's fixed now.

And Cooper has minty-fresh breath.

Bonus!